Some Math wiz

I sooo rob Engrish!!!

Bush does it better

Get the picture?

I didn't vote for your president

Some toilet humor

IT A DISASTER

Say what?

ITS almost not obvious

Owkay

Smart community service

Fresh what? No thank you.

I smell divorce (the second one's clever)

On second thoughts...

Designated Drunk

Sweet Jesus!

Things that are low (your IQ)

Correct spelling, not so importan, huh?

So close, sweetie

Geography 101

Insensitive much?

Good Lord!

What beautifully uses what?

Poor cat, poor cake, poor engrish

Oh sweetie, you are not SOME BODY. You are SOME J*NK.

OKAYNOPROBLEMIGETYOU

Did you mean "Coming, son"?

LEAF MAIL

I think YOUR LOOSING IT

Check! please. Thank! you.

Oh Ashley

we out of engrish

You got giardiniera?

No you get out!

Shirsts happen!

Saloon tatooes, please?!

VHE WAY VO GO"

Yoo a funny!

Doink!